doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

(via touchmetom)

nervousdreakbance:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I’m too lazy to shave” the prequel

(via joshfranfuckthis)

markohppus:

motherofdragons-daenerys:

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

i love it when boys attempt to understand pain they can NEVER feel

but i’m a girl